Mission Promotion Mother 0.1

Slumbering off the dens of galactic waste.

You puddle right into a Siberia tribe.
With fifty eight years behind you, and two less arms.
(lost during your escape from imperial space death camps).

You only have one thing on your mind.

Mission Promotion Mother 0.1:

Crucial secrets, fresh on your mind.
(& with the scents of hell powdered all around you).
Good work, you are still alive.
I think.

But with missing arms.
And with missing lips.
Your eyes flicker at this ongoing saga.

How do I share my insights with mankind?
How can I contribute to humanity?
Before it is too late?


That is what this mission is all about.

My mom has, allegorically, escaped hell.
And in doing so, quite literally.
She wants to now save you?
Question Mark?

Yes.
That is the question.
Will you let her help?

If so.

Then let us know what you think.
It is that easy.
No strings attached.

What should we do?

I say, I am going to start a website for my mother.

But that is the question.

What should we call this website?

How can we promote this librarian.

This home-schooling teacher.

This writing editor.

This historian.

This doctor.

This secretary.

This financial advisor.

This public Relations expert.



How can we add wings to a dying turtle?


What should my mother's site be called?
15f9/4/09:


I was talking to Mother about this.
We have been talking about this for the last decade.
About sharing wealth, or health, or truth.
It would be a shame to keep that from the world.

That is the problem.





How can she better share her world with the world?




How should she say it?
What should we call her?
What will her website be?

I was talking to my mother about this, today.
We are going to start a mother campaign, soon.
I am not making this up.
She will be your guide.

But what will you call her?

1. Arnold Herb

2. Arnold Island

3. Arnold's Apples

4. Arnold's Airplanes

5. Cunningham Carrots

6. Truth and Health

7. Marilyn Music

8. Marilyn Morehead

9. Marilyn Cathleen

10. Truth Behind History

11. MM

12. Smart Pig

13. Homeschool Mothers United

14. Coffee Espresso

15. Peanutbutter Poop

16. L4OJ For Mothers



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